"You're such a pervert, Akanishi."

"Whatever. You liked it."

"Shut up."

"See? The tops of your ears are going red. You liked it, I can tell."

"That's not what he really means," Koki says, wiping Kame's face with make-up removal wipes.

Jin turns. "No? What does he mean, then?"

"It's obvious," Koki makes a tsking noise, but Kame takes pity on Jin and explains.

"You putting your hand on his ass is a possessive gesture. It makes it look as though his ass belongs to you."

"Which, as everyone knows, is complete rubbish," Ueda says, slipping his glasses onto his nose. "Because it is quite obvious that your ass is mine."