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[uepixie]

少クラ：ショックラブ
(a maruda story. er. or something.)


Ueda: Kei-chan told me something pretty interesting backstage before we started airing, Yucchi...


Ueda: You said you wanted to hook up with me, isn't that right?
Koyama: Yeah, I did.


Ueda: Sorry, I'm with this guy here, you see, so I had to ask his opinion on the matter.


Koyama: I wasn't talking about stealing him from you, Nakamaru-kun... more like sharing?


Nakamaru: Haa? Are you serious?


Nakamaru: You really have a death wish? I don't like getting violent, it's scary...


Ueda: He chickens out, so I have to finish the job for him, you see. I don't really want to kill you...


Koyama: *a little creeped out*


Ueda: Although, it might not be a bad idea to spend time together...


Ueda: Why don't you give me your phone number and we can meet up?


Ueda: Don't get me wrong, ne, Yucchi~ ♥


Ueda: It'll be like when I hung out with Masami when you were hiking up Mt. Fuji with Masuda-san...


Ueda: Masami was so nice, we ate together and played with his dog, Chii-chan ♥


Ueda: You remember that, don't you? I told you about it.


Ueda: Although you might have fallen asleep...
Nakamaru: Haa?! I don't remember this!


Nakamaru: He spent more free time with that Masami guy! What the...
Ueda: ...I think I just got in trouble...


Ueda: Ano, I'm gonna sing my song now...

:: do Ueda and Nakamaru manage to patch things up? ::


Of course they do, they're maruda and true love survives anything~


♥ ♥


Koyama: So, are we still on for spending time together, Tachan?


Ueda: ...


DENIED.

Sorry, Kei-chan, I guess your next free time will be spent with Nyanta, not Ueda! And Nakamaru will make sure that he spends plenty of time with Tachan instead of going on trips with other people ;D

~end~

Comments

[sashjun.livejournal.com]

ROFL ILU! Man I want to see this Shounen Club. I should go search for it. It sucks that no one subs these things anymore. (rofl I am complaining on you again.) Also why did he decide to wear THAT out fit out of all possible on Shounen Club? there is fur and too much jewellery and from a little further away he looks really girly so I get all confused. Ok I´ll stop now. this was funny by the way. The cap of unimpressed Ueda in the end almost killed me.

MARUDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

also K3U

[pipsqueaks.livejournal.com]

It's up at the shokura comm or here (http://community.livejournal.com/kattunlove/6638465.html) XD and ikr! Most stupid outfit ever. At least it's easily identifiable as a MousePeace costume? LOL XD

MARUDAAAAAAAAAA X3 ♥

K3U too! Feel recovered soon, yo ;o;

[grapewhine.livejournal.com]

Nakamaru's mother is beyond awesome X)

[pipsqueaks.livejournal.com]

[tokeruyouna.livejournal.com]

LOL. I have nothing else to say to your craziness.

[pipsqueaks.livejournal.com]

8Dv

[ai-no-himitsu.livejournal.com]

AFCGAHUGJKTHNIUGFJKHNRFDL
Because caps are obviously not enough to express my glee when I watched this part of Shoukura ACGSWDAGFUYEWGBFUIJKHDSG

I kind of love how this outfit just makes him look exactly like a girl what with the pearls and sequins and feathers ROFLMAO XD
And he wants us to view him as manly after all this -_-"
Though he does have delicious looking arms *__________*

[pipsqueaks.livejournal.com]

That outfit is completely ridiculous, isn't it? XD and YES lgjfhkghgsksjdhfgskadjfg;adhbfra I don't even want to think about how many times I've watched this bit of SC X) ♥ ♥ ♥~

Speaking of arms, I love this part:




*____________* exposed shoulder and arrrmmmmmmmsssssssssssss sgklhjfslghdfhgdf ♥♥

[ai-no-himitsu.livejournal.com]

*________________*
The delineation of his muscles. The veins in his forearms AFDHSDJHDKLS
I just want to molest squish him so bad ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

[myxstorie.livejournal.com]

DYING, AHAHAHAHA THIS IS FANTASTIC XDDDDD Poor Kei-chan! Try harder next time, ne?

♥ xDDD

[pipsqueaks.livejournal.com]

sucks to be Koyama that day XD;; ♥

[neetman-da.livejournal.com]

SJFBJDBGJKDNJFKDNSJKFNJKSDNFJKDSNKFJNSKJFNKJSNFKJSANKLDNKSNFKDSNKFJNDSK

HAHAHAHHAHA OMG YOUUUUUUUU! MAKES ME WANNA KEYSMASH MY WAY THROUGH THIS WHOLE COMMENT! OMGOMGOMG ITHINKIJUSTDIED! XDD

[pipsqueaks.livejournal.com]

*DEAD*

*STILL DEAD*

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[mamechichi.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHA
NAKAMARU YOU'D BETTER SPEND MORE TIME WITH TACCHAN IF NOT MASAMIN'S GONNA STEAL YOUR WIFEY AWAY!!

and sfhdjkfhkjdhsjdkhskjfhdkjgldshkfjdghjkdhvgkjgflkhfdkjhasjfdg
screencaps of the exposed shoulder and arms

PIPPA YOU ARE OUT TO KILL ME YOU EVIL MONSTER
*DIES*

[pipsqueaks.livejournal.com]

omg tension high ttm what is wrong with meeeee

I DON'T WANNA DIE ALONNEEEEEE~♫ so I'll kill you with me 8D ♥

[becquinho.livejournal.com]

AGFXHGSFGKDJFD DEAD...THIS WAS THE BASICALLY THE FIRST THING I READ TODAY ..SO ABSURD..BUT SO FUNNY /ROLLS..GASPING...POOR REJECTED KEI CHAN T^T..OH GOD ILU PIPPA ♥ XDDDDDDDDD

[pipsqueaks.livejournal.com]

omg I can only hope that this is indicative of how ridiculous your Thursday is going to be? :D?

[becquinho.livejournal.com]

SOBBING....Considering the odd things that have already happened to me this morning ..>> << >>..I would say highly indicative indeed XDDDDDD /rolls

[pipsqueaks.livejournal.com]

I hope you mean 'odd' in a good way X3 ♥ /rolls with

[ueboaffection.livejournal.com]

ILU. ANYBODY WHO WRITES MARUDA IS WORTHY OF MY LOVE

thanks for writing something so absurd yet so awesome 8D
such thoughts never occur to me during the times I watched(and re-watched and re-watched....) that ep

though I wish Ueda didn't wear that thing, it looks ridiculous and just plain....idk, ridiculous.

[pipsqueaks.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHA YAY XDDDD It just so happened that I made some a stupid number of screencaps and in the process of deleting the blurry ones this, uh, thing occurred to me >_>; XDDD

God, Uedas's outfit. I don't even know. It's so stupid. *dies* XD

[ueboaffection.livejournal.com]

please don't die from the stupidity of Ueda's outfit. blame it all on the designer/his fashion consultant. I curse that person for eternity. though to me Tacchan looks good in anything

[pipsqueaks.livejournal.com]

I'm okay with killing the stylist-neesan who came up with it XD; At least we can thank Masami for the adorable Rilakkuma costume! The cuteness of that balances out the wtf-ness of this monstrosity though you're right, he'll never look bad, no matter what X3

[ueboaffection.livejournal.com]

I love Masami for that Rilakkuma costume idea. it makes Ueda look more akencewjcnwjekjvcjn too freakin cute!! I think I died and lived again when I saw the papa-pics xD

[leenkath16.livejournal.com]

ASFKLAFKLASHF

THIS IS AWESOME, no, MORE THAN AWESOME! XDD
Poor Kei-chan, there's just no way to come in between MaruDa. ♥♥♥

[pipsqueaks.livejournal.com]

hahaha it sucks to be Koyama in this situation, right? XDDD *high fives*

[tatoeba.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHA THIS WAS THE BEST THING TO START OFF MY DAY WITH. XD

ILU. ♥

[nishya.livejournal.com]

LOLed at the whole thing! xD Poor Koyama didn't get any~ xDDD

Ueda having to finish Maru's dirt job is xD

And his 'DENIED' face at the end is just precious.

[creamy-amande.livejournal.com]

Loooooooooooooooooooooooooool crazy Pipa!!!!!!

But I looooooooooooved it and I'm so late I haven't watched it yet I don't know when I will but I have to now!!!! I want this to be true!!!

[storme2001.livejournal.com]

OMG XDDDD maruda <333
Masami was so nice, we ate together and played with his dog, Chii-chan ♥
LOOL is he trying to make maru jealous?♥
and I gotta say I like the last 2 pics they fit with the situation perfectly :3♥

it's a pitty you didn't add this pic http://ss2.sinaimg.cn/bmiddle/6857234ag929567da7bc1&690
cant you think of suitable conccept to this ?XPP

[ladahijau.livejournal.com]

Eh? Is that a real pic or photoshopped? OMG! Help me... I'm dying to know here!

[youkosiren.livejournal.com]

Ueda's outfit is so fabulous XD

[kriszeth.livejournal.com]

but whyyyyyyyyyyyyy~?

koyama + ueda = spazzy love

tacchan can make koyama´s life so hard and full of blushes

;____________________________;

[dunaskmewhy.livejournal.com]

OMG I FREAKIN' LOVE YOU STORY SO FREAKIN' MUCH PIPPA *A*
I WAS HITTING MY PILLOW SO HARD WHILE SCROLLING DOWN OMG THIS IS GONNA BE ONE OF MY FAVOURITE SKJFSHKDGHSKHDKS *___________________*
PIPPA YOU ARE GENIUS.

and and I LIKE THE 15th PICTURE THE MOST *A*
~Ueda: Although you might have fallen asleep...
Nakamaru: Haa?! I don't remember this!~

THAT WAS HILARIOUS. PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTT

SENDING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU PIPPA MOMMYYYY
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

[snowaltz]

2 thumbs up! :D

This is so cracky, funny and the pictures are fitting, I love it!

Oh Kei-chan, we know you're in love with Tat-chan's big eyes. And you've been looking really kakkoii lately that looking at Koyama/Ueda feels better than eating candies. But Yucchi has his protective streak and it's not good to piss him off. Besides, you have Shige already, fufufu.

[ladahijau.livejournal.com]

As a newbie here, I'm gonna explore this community... ehehe

[kioko-u.livejournal.com]

FDGHGJHJHKJ THIS IS TOO EPIC AWESOME! >v<
Your captions are hilarious, and I guess everyone agree pics are a million times better than everything else! LOL perfect evidence for Maruda? xD

I haven't watched the Maruda SC yet but will get onto it after I finished my uni work D: Ueda never fails to look all prince-like and glamorous ♥

...and sorry for the randomness~ I found your LJ while scrolling through snowaltz's twitter page hehe

[ladahijau.livejournal.com]

Excuse me... are those real translations? Ah~ please don't get me wrong. I'm a Nakamaru Yuichi fan and I love collecting pics, vids and interviews translations about him. If those are not fake translations, I would like to repost them on my blog and credit you. I'm waiting for your answer and approval.

Here's the link if you wanna take a look^^
http://nakamaruyuichifans.blogspot.com/

p/s : I hope you'll say yes but it's okay if you didn't agree. I can't can accept rejection easily.

p/s : thanks for making me horny laugh with those screencaps and translations

[pipsqueaks.livejournal.com]

Ahh no, these aren't real translations at all! It's just a story. Really they were talking about the tour and concerts :3 That's why I posted it to maruda_love as a picture fanfiction! I'm sorry if it confused you ♥ Nakamaru really is great :D I like your blog!

[ladahijau.livejournal.com]

OIC... that's why I ask first before reposting. Btw, your picture fanfiction is totally awesome! Good job dear^^

[yaoi-loverz.livejournal.com]

oh Kei. you already have Shige.
leave MaruDa alone. =P

[pipsqueaks.livejournal.com]

ikr, isn't Shige enough already? XDDD