Cheer Up, Charlie

[uepixie]

Cheer-up drabble request post!

If you're feeling crappy and want a drabble, feel free to ask here. When I say 'drabble' I mean 'drabble' - it may only be just over 100 words, but then again it may be longer depending on how inspired and/or awake I am. Since you'll be feeling like poop when you request, I will do my utmost to get it written ASAP.

I can write Arashi, NewS, KAT-TUN, FullMetal Alchemist, alice nine., Aki and Mao from SID, Hyde, Gackt, Miyavi, the GazettE, ScReW, Ryuutarou and Akira from Plastic Tree, Harry Potter (incl. Marauders-era and next-gen), Gundam Wing and Merlin. I can attempt other stuff like Kanjani8 but be prepared for OOC-ness because I don't know them that well. If can be gen or not-gen, porn or not-porn; as many people as you want (within reason), crossovers are okay, as are AUs (and some crossovers are AU by default, lol).

There is no limit to the number of requests you can make although I would appreciate it if you made each request as a new comment. I would also love it if you could leave me a prompt but if you comment with "Give me fluffy [insert pairing here], I need fluff ;_;" I can probably cope ;)

Just to clarify, there is no time limit on this. You can request as many times as you want, whenever you want. As long as this post is around, you can request :3

Comments

[crystallekil.livejournal.com]

Jin tries to get people to go see harry potter in cosplay. Victims of your choosing.

I'm actually not having a crappy day, but it's only 11am. XD

[pipsqueaks.livejournal.com]

Awesome hair? Check.

Hot-ass outfit? Check.

Tickets? Check.

People to go with? ...In-progress.

"That's hot. Going for the schoolgirl look now, Jinnifer?" Yamapi stands in the doorway, arms folded over his chest, eyeing Jin appreciatively.

"It's not Jinnifer tonight," Jin corrects him. "It's Hermiojin."

Hermio... Yamapi's lips move silently as he internalises this information. "Harry Potter cosplay?"

Jin - Hermiojin - nods, the long curls tumbling down over her shoulders and over her chest. "I have tickets to see the new movie. You're coming with me."

"Out in public? With you dressed like that?"

"What's wrong with me being dressed like this?" Hermiojin pouts, picking up the long red-and-gold scarf which lay across the chair and flinging it around her neck. "I won't be the only one in cosplay." She eyed Yamapi through her mascara-coated eyelashes, pointing over to where a grey uniform rested on the bed, complete with red-and-gold trim. "If I'm Hermiojin, tonight you are YamaPotter."

"You what." Yamapi took a step backwards, but bumped into someone behind him. He glanced back, and then up. "Hey! Yuu-kun!" He completely failed to register what his mabudachi was wearing, until Shirota spoke.

"It's Ron tonight, YamaPotter," he grinned, stepping past and going over to Hermiojin, kissing her on the cheek. She turned and pressed her glossy lips to his own skin, and when Yamapi made a strangled yelping noise they turned to look askance at him.

"What?" Shironta asked, all innocence. "Didn't you know? Ron and Hermione end up married."

Yamapi wailed. "You bastards! I hadn't finished reading the books!"

"We could be lying," Hermiojin grinned, sliding her arm around Shironta's waist. "You'll have to come with us now, just so you can find out."

Yamapi sighed. Sometimes his life was so hard.

[crystallekil.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA OMG YAMAPI GOT SPOILED BY SHIRONTA AND HERMIOJIN.

I AM DYING REALLY HARD.

THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER.

I THINK MY FAVORITE PART IS SHIROJIN SMOOCHING AND YAMAPI BEING LIKE TORN AT WHOM TO BE JEALOUS OF.

BECAUSE THAT IS SO WHAT WOULD HAPPEN.

CLEARLY THE SOLUTION TO THIS PROBLEM IS TO HAVE A THREESOME.

IT'S WHAT THE GOLDEN TRIO WOULD DO.

OH MY GOD CAN YOU TELL I WISH CAPSLOCKS WERE BIGGER.

[pipsqueaks.livejournal.com]

Omake (because I felt inspired although this is a bit of a cop-out so if I feel so inclined I may come back and add another bit on at a later date):

"Why can't I be Ron?" YamaPotter asked as Hermiojin drew a scar onto his forehead with lip liner.

"Didn't you know?" Shironta leaned back in his chair. "Ron is supposed to be tall."

"I'm taller than Ryo. Hey, why isn't Ryo Harry? Then I could be Ron, and you could be, I dunno, that giant or something."

"Ryo is coming as Snape," Hermiojin murmured, evidently not speaking at her normal volume in case it made her hand wobble.

YamaPotter thought about this. "But Snape is meant to be all big and intimidating, isn't he?" Shironta snorted.

"Yes," Hermiojin acknowledged. "But he's got the aura for it."

"Plus I heard that Uchi is dressing up as Draco."

Hermiojin paused, glancing over at Shironta. "That's kinda sick."

Shironta shrugged. "Don't ask me. I'm just a Weasley."

"Hermiojin," YamaPotter said thoughtfully. "Did you buy these outfits, or are they hired?"

"I bought them. Why?"

"Oh. No reason." YamaPotter tore his gaze away from the hem of Hermiojin's skirt and caught Shironta's eye. His mabudachi grinned, and Yamapi knew that Shirota was thinking exactly the same thing he was.

Maybe it wouldn't be such a bad night, after all.

[crystallekil.livejournal.com]

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE.

RYO AS SNAPE, CLASSIC.

WAIT WAIT, UCHI AS DRACO. UCHI AS DRACO.

OMG ROFLMAO HAHAHA XDDDDDDDDDDD

His mabudachi grinned, and Yamapi knew that Shirota was thinking exactly the same thing he was.

THIS. YES. YES. YES. YES. OH MY GOD I DID NOT KNOW HOW BADLY I WANTED THIS UNTIL JUST NOW. SHIROPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN~ AS THE GOLDEN TRIO.

NO REALLY, I CANNOT GET OVER RYOUCHI AS SNAPE/DRACO. IT MAKES ME WANT TO SHIP IT. HARRY/SNAPE/DRACO EVEN. DYING. OH MY GOD.

MY HEART, SPLEEN, LIVER, UTERUS, WHATEVER YOU WANT, IT IS YOURS. NO LIE.

YOU ARE A STAR.

[beltenebra.livejournal.com]

"Ryo is coming as Snape," --- "Plus I heard that Uchi is dressing up as Draco."

THIS MADE MY LIFE. DOES WANT!!!

Yeah, these were hilarious! And awesome. ^_^

[imifumei.livejournal.com]

Everything about this situation is AWESOME!!!

Yay HermioJin! Yay everything!!

I only ship Snape with Draco when it is secretly Ryo/Uchi, yayayayay!

You win!

[myxstorie.livejournal.com]

THESE. OMG THESE ARE AMAZING, BB XDDDDDDD I CANNOT BREATHE I AM LAUGHING SO HARD. THE IMAGES, OH GOD, THE IMAGES. JE/HP ROLEPLAY PORN, I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S HOT OR TERRIBLY DISTURBING XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[crystallekil.livejournal.com]

IT'S TERRIBLY HOT OFC. IT'S LIKE WHEN FANDOMS COLLIDE WITH CRYS' FAVORITE KINK. *_*

shiRONta, you know you can see it.

[myxstorie.livejournal.com]

I want me some shironta *__*

[impynymph.livejournal.com]

NWIOFE;FHA;WJFSDFKALKSDFA

uchi as draco

oh my god.

and snape!ryo dlfksldfklsdfadfk;sdfs;affjklsadjf

I love you XD