Cheer Up, Charlie

[uepixie]

Cheer-up drabble request post!

If you're feeling crappy and want a drabble, feel free to ask here. When I say 'drabble' I mean 'drabble' - it may only be just over 100 words, but then again it may be longer depending on how inspired and/or awake I am. Since you'll be feeling like poop when you request, I will do my utmost to get it written ASAP.

I can write Arashi, NewS, KAT-TUN, FullMetal Alchemist, alice nine., Aki and Mao from SID, Hyde, Gackt, Miyavi, the GazettE, ScReW, Ryuutarou and Akira from Plastic Tree, Harry Potter (incl. Marauders-era and next-gen), Gundam Wing and Merlin. I can attempt other stuff like Kanjani8 but be prepared for OOC-ness because I don't know them that well. If can be gen or not-gen, porn or not-porn; as many people as you want (within reason), crossovers are okay, as are AUs (and some crossovers are AU by default, lol).

There is no limit to the number of requests you can make although I would appreciate it if you made each request as a new comment. I would also love it if you could leave me a prompt but if you comment with "Give me fluffy [insert pairing here], I need fluff ;_;" I can probably cope ;)

Just to clarify, there is no time limit on this. You can request as many times as you want, whenever you want. As long as this post is around, you can request :3

Comments

[tatoeba.livejournal.com]

ANY - debuting together (can be like a kind of au thing - before news or kat-tun was formed - or like debuting as a subunit and keeping news and kat-tun as is. up to you :D)

or jinda - idk something about jin grabbing ueda's ass during their concerts yesterday. XD

Poor Ryo, his life is so hard.

[pipsqueaks.livejournal.com]

"You're putting me in another unit?" Ryo looked pale and gripped the arm of the chair, his expression an absolute picture of distress. "Don't tell me, this one's based in Hokkaido?"

"No, this one's in Tokyo, just like NewS," Johnny said evenly. "You'll be meeting with the two other members of your unit shortly. Go down to the fourth floor, to Conference Room 2. You'll be debriefed there."

Ryo got up and left the room, wondering how he could fake a fatal illness within the time it took him to get down to the fourth floor.

"Hey, look, it's Ryo-chan!" Jin grinned at Ryo, sitting on one of the chairs outside the conference room. "Pi, look, he's here."

"What are you two doing here?" Ryo glanced around for any sign of a manager.

"Waiting for you, naturally," Jin said, getting to his feet. "Come on, Yamashita. Let's introduce Ryo-chan to his new band mates."

They entered the conference room together, and a chubby man with an old-fashioned hairstyle looked up from his notes. "Ahh, Nishikido-san, you're here."

"This is true," Ryo said acerbically. He needed coffee. Lots of it. "Where are the other buggers in this unit, then?"

"Here!" came a familiar voice behind him. Ryo turned around and saw Yamapi and Jin standing there, sunglasses perched on top of their heads and with identical cheesy grins and peace signs. "And you'll never guess what our group name's gonna be!"

Ryo put his head in his hands. "Let me guess. NYA!"

The silence he was met with made him look up. Yamapi was looking thoughtful.

"You know," he said, "that's actually a pretty good one..."

"Hey, Ryo-chan, where are you going?!"

Ryo didn't look back as he headed out of the door. "Coffee," he groaned. "Need coffee."

Re: Poor Ryo, his life is so hard.

[beltenebra.livejournal.com]

oh, Ryo-chan. Why do I feel like all the coffee in the world is not going to make your life any easier.

<3

Re: Poor Ryo, his life is so hard.

[tatoeba.livejournal.com]

LOL OH RYO. I FEEL YOUR PAIN. *hugs*

Don't tell me, this one's based in Hokkaido?
XDDD I died, omg. That'd just be the icing on the cake, wouldn't it. XD

Yamapi and Jin standing there, sunglasses perched on top of their heads and with identical cheesy grins and peace signs.
XD I can just picture this look. XD

AND NYA. LOL.

Oh, Ryo, not all the coffee in the world will help you through this. XD

ANY needs to debut irl. :(

ANYWAY. EEE, THANK YOU PIPPA. This was just perfect! ♥♥♥♥♥ :DDD

Re: Poor Ryo, his life is so hard.

[myxstorie.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHA crying, this is so much amazing XDDD Poor Ryo, he never gets a break!

<3333

[pipsqueaks.livejournal.com]

"You're such a pervert, Akanishi."

"Whatever. You liked it."

"Shut up."

"See? The tops of your ears are going red. You liked it, I can tell."

"That's not what he really means," Koki says, wiping Kame's face with make-up removal wipes.

Jin turns. "No? What does he mean, then?"

"It's obvious," Koki makes a tsking noise, but Kame takes pity on Jin and explains.

"You putting your hand on his ass is a possessive gesture. It makes it look as though his ass belongs to you."

"Which, as everyone knows, is complete rubbish," Ueda says, slipping his glasses onto his nose. "Because it is quite obvious that your ass is mine."

[tatoeba.livejournal.com]

Eee you wrote them both! :DDD *flails at you*

And this is just perfect too, omg. Jin not understanding Ueda's real annoyance and needing Kame to spell it out for him.

Because it is quite obvious that your ass is mine.
YES. *________* Dictator-sama ftw. ♥

I love this lots! Thank you, bb! ♥♥♥ :DD